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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Oh, my goodness!
Our research institute has been receiving a lot of requests for this.
In 2021, we, as the most advanced research institute in science, have come up with something new for science.
Something new for science?
Something new for science!
There's physics and stone science and we've come up with a new genre for those.
Oh...
Stop it!
It's called "bakugaku" (bakugaku = stupid science)
Bakugaku?
Bakugaku is a new genre for science.
What's that?
I'm not stupid, Dode!
Who's stupid?!
I'm not stupid!
What are you misunderstanding?!
We've said "bakegaku" before, haven't we?
Yes.
It's that kind of genre.
Oh, I see.
We're not stupid!
I'm sorry.
I can't stop laughing now.
(Laughing)
Actually, we're not literature.
The science experiment that literature thinks of is, in other words, bakugaku.
That's what we're going to experiment with this time.
We don't have science knowledge, do we?
No, we don't.
By doing that, we can do new experiments that are contrary to common sense.
(Sighing)
What's up with you?!
What's up with you?! Don't sleep!
Don't sleep while you're talking!
Change it to a new one!
I've been thinking about this for a long time.
There's a MacBook charger, right?
There are four holes and you plug it in one by one.
If you plug it in where there are four holes...
Huh? Are you listening?
Yes.
If you plug it in where there are four holes, it'll charge four times more, right?
You know what I mean?
Plug it in more and more USB ports.
Yeah, I know.
This is the simplest way.
On the contrary, you can increase the number of USB ports.
If you plug it in like that...
Plug it in and plug it in...
I think you can charge it dozens of times faster.
I want you to do something useful for the world and for people like this.
Okay.
You can't do it with a thread phone or a group phone.
(Laughing)
You're right.
You can do it with just the two of you, right?
Even if it's just the three of you, you can do it.
If you tie it up properly.
But it's not a thread...
Why is it a thread?!
It's like rubber or something is shaking and the vibration is transmitted.
Let's find a better one...
Let's find the best phone for a group tour.
Sounds good.
Sounds good. You can do it.
Thank you.
Yes.
This is it.
(Laughing)
This is it, but...
This is the enlarged one.
This is the enlarged one, but...
It's like a whistle ramune.
If you blow a whistle ramune over your mouth, you'll hear a constant sound, right?
I think it's related to the ingredients of this coffee that humans are drinking.
Maybe...
So-called "onara"?
The ingredients in this area may have different sounds.
By the way, do you put it in like this?
I put it in like this.
(Laughing)
I'm curious about what kind of sound it will make.
I'm curious about it.
Can you show me a serious one?
Yes.
I'll show you this one.
Oh, it looks really serious.
There's water in it, right?
And if you put ice in it, it overflows, right?
You drink it, right?
And there's ice left in it, right?
Yes.
If it melts, does it overflow?
Yes.
Does it overflow?
Huh?
I don't know, but...
Huh?
Can you show me a serious one?
There's water in it, right?
And if you put ice in it, it overflows, right?
You drink it, right?
It melts, right?
And you wait for a while, right?
You wait for a while, right?
Then there's no ice, right?
If there's ice in it, you can't put it in.
Then you put ice in it again.
This is an infinite loop and you can drink water forever, right?
What?
The ice you put in is melting, so you can drink water infinitely.
That's right.
You can only drink water.
What?
Oh, I see.
What?
Oh, I see.
Drink water, drink water, and you can drink water infinitely.
Do you know that?
That's going to increase.
You put it in.
You're going to be stupid, really.
You're thinking too much.
No, that's what it used to be.
If you think it's infinite, you put something in it and it's infinite.
It's dangerous.
When you hit someone with a don, it's kind of piercing.
That's what it's called.
It's powerful.
That's what it's called.
Oh, then there's that.
It's here.
It's open.
I see.
It's the application of Toshimizu Anne's earlier.
There's something like this.
There is.
If you hit one of the lined balls, one will come out.
That means...
If you do this...
(This is not the same.)
You lined up people and did a tackle there, then you zones up only the back side.
I see.
So, if you tackle with two people, you'll be flying with two people.
I don't know if it's just balls or balls.
It's wrong.
It's probably wrong.
I wonder if it's different.
It's not.
Then it's different?
It's an application of Toshimizu Anne's earlier.
Yes, it is.
There's this.
If we jump and land, we'll send one Brazilian.
That's not true.
That's what you're talking about, isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's not. It's not.
It has gravity.
Oh, it has power.
That's right.
I see.
I've done it all.
Shall we decide who will do it?
That's right.
It's mine.
If you line up and tackle, the number of people behind you will win.
And...
Computer.
And computer, right?
Yes, yes.
I...
Do you have a phone you can use?
What about you?
My phone...
I don't think I have one.
You have water, don't you?
Do you have water?
Eternal water.
Do you have water?
If you try it once, you may want to do it.
I want to see your face when you actually do it.
That's right.
I want to see you tackle.
You'll lose.
No, you're the last one.
We're last.
No, we'll fly behind you.
Yes, it's okay.
It's okay.
We're going to do an experiment in our laboratory.
A method of speeding up charging.
A method of drinking water forever with a wire telephone and a group 2.
A method of knowing how to tackle.
So far, there's a hypothesis that it's all going to be like this.
Whether it's true or not, we're going to experiment with it.
If it's true, it's amazing.
Let's do this experiment in order when we're ready.
It's hard.
The experiment is getting closer and closer.
Get me water and silver.
This is water and silver.
Oh, no.
I'll give you hydrogen.
Hydrogen.
Hydrogen came out.
Oxygen. Oxygen. Oxygen.
I knew you'd do this.
Go!
We're ready for the experiment.
Yes, we finally did it!
Yes!
The research expenses have increased considerably, but
Yes!
From various scientists, you know,
Oh!
Yes, we got a lot of research materials and
I was surprised and saw it.
You saw it!
You know the TV show that comes out a lot, "Genki Sensei"
Do you know it?
Yes!
Scientists have a YouTube channel called "Genki Labo".
Yes!
We are here at the research institute.
Yes.
Well, it's a science research institute, so
Yes.
It's called "Bacca Labo".
That's smart!
"Bacca Labo".
Let's study "Bacca Labo" today.
Yes!
This is the first one.
Ta-dah!
Computer!
Oh!
This is a simple and useful thing for everyone.
Yes!
Now, I've adjusted it to 10%.
First of all, normally measure the time from 10% to 20%.
I'm sorry!
What?
It didn't become 9%.
It's over.
It's not over. It's not over at all.
I don't charge it and save it, so I'm sorry.
From now on, you can charge it normally and save it from 10% to 20%.
Measure that time.
After that, you can measure the time from 20% to 30% with the thing you plugged in a lot.
You'll know which one will go in.
I'm going to do that.
Yes.
First of all, I'll plug it in with a genuine charger.
Here we go!
One, two...
Oh!
Yes!
It starts the moment it reaches 10%.
Which one is this?
You're curious, aren't you?
I'm curious!
This is a very fast charger.
Yes.
It's busy in my head.
It's long, isn't it?
I don't know if it's 20%.
Shall we say 5?
5 is fine.
Shall we say 5?
10 to 15...
Shall we say 16 to 20?
Oh, no!
No!
Wow! No interference!
From now on, 5% of 10 to 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 will be charged.
Yes.
I'm bored.
I'm bored!
It's noisy!
I got it! Let's experiment!
At this time, let's spend time experimenting!
The noisy car outside is running now.
And the sound effect is here.
I downloaded it.
What is it?
You see, it's completely different from what you actually think, right?
The sound effect is completely different from what you actually think, right?
Yes.
That's what I found out.
It's 12%!
It's really fast!
It's charging 2% in 2 minutes!
What's wrong?
You guys are experimenting!
I want to believe at any time.
What's wrong?
I can't say what I want to say!
What's wrong? What's wrong with you?
I'm sad.
What's this?
I'm sad!
What's this?
G.D.O. Drama.
The first scene where they break my wall.
Why is it 14% now?
It's 14% in 3 minutes.
Isn't it fast?
You're catching up.
It's roughly 45%.
15% is hard.
It's flying!
It's not yet!
It's not yet.
It's 15%!
It's hot!
Take it off!
What are you doing?
It's hot!
Can you do it like a serious show?
I want to do it seriously.
Anyway, I was looking forward to it.
Let's do it properly.
Properly.
It took me 3 minutes and 46 seconds to charge it with a normal charger.
But it's not fast at all.
If you can make it shorter, it's better.
Let's do it.
First of all, there are four holes in the MacBook.
So you can charge four at the same time.
I want to do it more and more.
Ta-da!
If you plug it in here, you can make a hole.
If you use one of them, you can make seven holes.
Let's do it with this.
First of all, one.
This time, we're going to use an extension cord and get separate plugs.
Wow!
We're ready!
It's seven times, isn't it?
Seven times means...
3 minutes and 46 seconds is...
346 divided by 7 is...
49 seconds!
It's 49 seconds.
You can do it in 49 seconds.
It's done!
Great!
Now, all seven plugs are plugged in at once.
Oh, I forgot.
This requires very specialized knowledge.
Everyone, please try it at home.
If you try it at home, don't try it at home.
Senior, it's been 49 seconds.
It's been 49 seconds.
There's a difference at first.
I hope it's full.
It's still 15%.
It's not full yet.
It's been 52 minutes.
It's not full at all.
Oh, it's full!
Oh!
It's been two minutes.
Isn't it from here?
Oh, you're right. It's from here.
If it's full in 1 minute and 20 seconds, we can win.
Oh, it's been more than normal.
It's been 4 minutes.
What?
It's 17%.
What?
I'm getting used to it.
Chief!
It's fine.
I thought it would go well.
What? It's 20 minutes!
What?
It's true! It's 20 minutes!
It's 20 minutes!
It was 5 minutes and 21 seconds when it was 5% full.
If you just try it like this, you can do it.
You can do it.
Is it a failure?
That experiment is a failure!
Damn it!
One of them is more efficient!
But what I found out is...
This must be what compressed seven forces into one force.
If you divide it by time, it's ten minutes.
It's a ten-minute charger.
This is a great experimental opportunity.
Let's do the next experiment.
The second experiment.
Is it possible to group tour with a thread theme?
I'd like to do this.
Not just the usual taco thread you use.
I've prepared a tree, a rubber tube, and a wire.
Let's try a group tour with this.
Let's make a taco thread first.
Make a hole in the tree.
What's wrong?
Make a hole in the tree.
No, don't make a lot of holes in the tree.
Is this okay?
Okay.
It's fun.
It's fun, isn't it?
This is what experiments are like.
We don't know what's going on.
This excitement has developed human beings.
It's me now.
What's wrong?
Why?
If you have a hard time, call me again with a thread.
It's too scary.
I'll tie the ends of the three threads.
Steadily.
Why did you say that?
Steadily.
It's too scary.
That's enough. Thank you.
It's enough.
I'm ready.
I'll talk and you'll guess what I say.
Okay.
Listen carefully.
I'm listening.
I'm sorry.
I'm ready.
I'll talk and you'll guess what I say.
I thought you'd laugh a little more.
Don't do what you're trying to do.
I'll eat it up soon.
So, stupid science is immortal forever.
So, listen to me.
Stick your ears out.
Here we go.
Most of them are...
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
One, two...
Stupid science is immortal forever.
Stupid science is something, something, something...
Oh, but it's amazing!
Stupid science is immortal forever.
Oh!
Both of you are correct!
Yes!
This is a dream tour!
A big success!
Well, in any case, dacoit is quite successful.
It's amazing.
And then there's a thread, wire and rubber tube.
But you need a thread, so let's try using three of them.
Yes, yes, yes.
If you do that, you can understand the three sounds at the same time and you can also have fun yourself.
Help me!
Oh, it's tangled up!
It's tangled up!
It's tangled up, you guys!
What are you doing?
Yes, with this...
We have a dacoit group name with a thread, a rubber tube, and a wire.
Yes!
Yes, we're ready.
Yes!
Kosumitsu is a rubber tube.
I'm a wire.
Yes!
Okay, let's do it!
Let's do it with a dacoit!
Yes!
I'll say it honestly.
Okay, I'll say it!
Yes!
Pull it hard!
Huh?!
I pulled it too hard!
The comac came out of my eye!
Okay, I'll try it!
Yes!
Pull it carefully!
Here it comes!
It's a dream come true, pulling it!
How about this?
Yes!
Please!
Still?
He's talking.
What?
Here we go.
Yes!
It's broken.
I thought you were saying something.
Oh, I don't have anything.
You didn't go to elementary school, did you?
Can I answer it once?
Yes.
Okabe.
I have something to tell you.
What is it?
Sugamo.
You can't do this with groups at all.
You can't do it, can you?
There are various things you can do with groups.
Smartphones of each company.
I think it's a great idea.
Definitely.
It's a complete defeat.
Everyone, let's do group tours with smartphones.
That's it for the next experiment!
Now, the third experiment is...
Infinite water experiment!
This is an amazing experiment!
How do you do it?
First of all, there is ice water, right?
Yes.
And if you drink water, it will decrease.
After this ice has melted, you put ice in it again.
Then, when you put ice in it, the water returns like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
And you drink that water again!
You're stupid!
You're doing this too much!
You're still here!
Kazaki is still a good city.
It's not bad.
It's a dramatic city.
You can still go.
There is ice water.
If you drink water, the water decreases.
After this ice has melted, you put ice in it again.
Then you can eat.
Then you can drink.
Then it decreases.
Then ice melts and becomes water.
Then you put ice in it again.
If you repeat it, you can drink infinite water!
Is there such a reason?
If you can do that,
If you put ice in it again and again, you can drink infinite water!
Is there such a reason?
You may think so.
Suzuki-kun made such a hypothesis.
Even if it's true,
Even if it's not true,
Even if it's possible,
Even if it's not possible, you can't get it from a neurosurgeon.
We're going to do it in an explosive laboratory.
Let's get ready!
Yes!
Yes, I'll prepare a beaker.
Yes.
Let's put 300ml of water together.
Yes.
Is there such a way of opening it?
Is that about it?
Yes, I put ice in it.
Yes.
Then, let's pour water in here.
I'll do it.
300ml, right?
I'll put 300ml in it.
How is it?
Is it heavy?
Ah, OK!
Yes!
There is 300ml of ice water.
Then, Suzuki-kun, drink it.
Yes, 150ml.
I'm drinking it normally, but the water is decreasing.
How is it?
It's cold and delicious water has decreased.
If you drink delicious water, it will decrease.
Yes.
It has decreased to 175ml.
Yes.
Then, there is only 175ml of water left.
Let's melt the ice first.
Yes.
It takes too much time, so I'll prioritize it this time.
Yes, I'll prioritize it.
Then, I'll pour water in it.
Is it really warm?
Huh?
Is it warm?
Wow! It's cold!
Wow, it's cold!
Damn it!
Yes, then I'll put it in here and melt the ice.
Yes.
Wow, what is it?
Wow!
Huh?
Wow, what is it?
What is it?
I can't put it in.
If you put it in first, you lose.
Ready, go!
Yes!
OK, I'll do it.
Ready, go!
Yes!
Damn it! It's hot!
Kim...
Ta-dah!
It's solidified!
Oh! Wow! It's almost melted!
Now! The ice has melted!
Yes.
This is also water. It won't come back, will it?
Right? There's water in it, but...
Let's try it! As Suzuki-kun said,
let's try putting ice in it!
I'll try putting it in.
Oh! It's going in!
Here we go!
Now it's 300ml!
It's solidified!
Let's try drinking water again!
I'm drinking a lot of water!
Here we go! Oh!
It's 175ml again!
Now you might think that
it's ice water with 175ml left,
but let's melt the ice one more time
and put water in it!
Here we go!
Let's wait!
Here we go! The ice has melted!
Wow!
It's completely melted!
It's less than before.
Let's try putting ice in it!
If you do it like this...
Oh!
Here we go!
It's 300ml!
If it's the third time,
no one can deny it.
Even if you drink water,
you can drink water infinitely
just by putting ice in it!
This has been proven!
This might be the biggest discovery of mankind!
Suzuki-kun has developed
water infinitely!
Thank you very much!
Academy Award!
Thank you!
World Selection!
Thank you!
Golden Club Award!
Blue Ribbon Award!
Nobel Prize!
Thank you!
Let's do the last experiment!
Let's go!
Let's go outside!
Let's go!
We're ready!
Yes!
It's really dangerous, isn't it?
My organs are going to explode.
I'm the only one who can do this.
Can you do it for me?
This is a very important part of justice.
I'm so scared!
I'm as scared as a roller coaster.
I'm more scared than a roller coaster.
I'm scared!
Let's do it!
Are you okay?
It was a wall.
It was just a wall.
What happened?
What do you mean?
I didn't know what was going on.
Didn't you feel any pain?
It was painful.
Was it painful?
How did you feel?
I felt a shock.
I just felt a shock.
Did you feel weaker and weaker?
The strongest one was the strongest one.
And you felt it.
But you felt weaker.
Let's check the video.
It's connected.
Ouch!
Stupid!
Isn't it stupid?
Everyone said, "Ouch!"
Ouch!
Watch out! Watch out!
So you just had a 3-on-1 fight!
That's right!
That's why you're getting hit!
Does it hurt the most?
It hurts!
I can't do it! I'm going home!
Oh no!
Oh no! Our precious non-scientific team...
So...
Experiment failed!
Let's go back to the lab!
Thank you for your hard work!
With these four experiments,
some of them didn't go well,
but some of them did go well!
Well, safely, from our science laboratory,
we were able to extract something called "infinite water"!
Oh, yes!
We couldn't do anything else,
but even if we could find one,
it was a failure, so even so...
Huh?
Huh? What's wrong?
What's wrong?
It's an infinite clock!
We don't know much about science,
but I hope we can change the world with science!
I hope we can change the world with science!
Everyone, too!
If your tap has stopped, or you're in trouble,
please use this ice and make infinite water!
May the world be peaceful!
The catchphrase is...
BAKKAMON!
Let's meet again tomorrow!
Goodbye!